So apparently 3 drinks on my own lead to a very boring evening at home. Not that I mind. I just saw Black Swan and heavens knows after that I needed a stiff drink. Or three. And the vodka got me to thinking about two lists I need to make, no. 1 -- why I'd be a good girlfriend (duh) and no. 2 -- best compliments of 2010. So for your reading pleasure should you be as tipsy as I am right now....
Top 10 reasons I am a bad%@#& girlfriend drumroll please....
1)I am an incredible housekeeper. Really. I am a master of the dishcloth, I know my disinfectant from my antibacterial (yes, they are different), I am OCD about laundry so it's always done right and above all I actually enjoy it.
2)I desperately need my ME time which means I need time away from you which more importantly means I know you need your time with friends, drinking, eating, indulging and possibly a ride because you're too drunk to drive and want to maul/molest me upon your return. It's cool. I'm down with that. Really...
3)I know my sports. I know that right now Luck could be the No. 1 NFL draft next year but is passing up 60 million $$$$ to stay at Stanford to finish his architecture degree. (and no I didn't just google that). I also know nobody really likes the Miami Heat right now since Lebron abandoned the Cavaliers and I can name the top 5 NCAA basketball teams at any given time. I also know the Chiefs lost this
last Sunday but many hope they win this Sunday for a bid at the Super Bowl.
4) I can cook. I can't make tons of things but the food I can make is damn good and most likely better than anything you can make.
5) I'm funny. So I've been told....jury's still out but it deserves to make an appearance.
6)Well, I can't go into detail but....you can use your imagination for what this one is, I am both good (so I've heard) and enjoy it. Heheh.
7) I am soooo easy to please and very cliche. I don't need much. A dinner out, flowers, a high five, a good hug, a nice compliment. It doesn't take much for me to be happy. In fact, I'm happy enough without you but if you're around I'll take any of the easily given aforementioned.
8)I'm smart enough. I'm not like some of my friends or a genius by any means but I know a lot of things and I give good advice so it's not a bad thing to have me around
9)I don't cry easily. Enough said.
10) I am fiercely loyal. I can decipher good from bad even when it comes to you but chances are I will be your number one fan and defend your glory (even if nonexistent...)
Well, there you have it. Just a gentle reminder to myself why I'm a good catch. The ten reasons why I am not has failed to be published....at least under my name. I'll leave that to an ex. Ha ha!
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