Procrastination station.

*sigh* I am pathetic. I cannot find it in me to finish even one category of note cards for my comps coming up in late June. My mind is wandering and I'm bored and my head hurts but I can't take anything because my stomach is a volcano spewing bile into my throat. Mmm bile. Anyway, I've been thinking maybe I should start dating again after the spree of fall 2009-spring 2010. Maybe. But then I think of all those silly stories and incidences which make me rethink the whole thing. Perhaps I'm wrong or too picky or not really looking but I swear that the men I come across are just not worth it. Why is that you ask? Oh because of things like:

*If you want to date me do not tell me what I do is "cute". When I say I have to go practice the piano do not mockingly say I am like Jerry Lee Lewis and that it's cute I play the piano. At the pinnacle of my career I will make a LOT more than you do. So ha.

*Do not wear your work clothes as street clothes. Men in uniform only works if your uniform is clean and/or sexy, i.e., marines.

*Please, please do not insult my frugal lifestyle because of being a student. Do not ask me how much I make and suggest $8 or later ask $10 after I've told you I do well for myself. Hourly I make more than you do. I just don't work more than 2-3 hours a week...yet.

*It's fine if you can't cook, I'm not that great either. But don't relate to me about cooking, convince me you are a chef and invite me over for stir-fry of frozen cauliflower/carrots/broccoli/chicken and grape kool-aid. I know the difference between your stir-fry and real stir-fry. Just be upfront.

*It's not really ok to ask me on a first date "How is it you don't have a ring on your finger? How are you not taken?" First of all, I don't really like rings. Secondly, I'll settle for less with my coffee, clothes and food but not with my men. Thirdly, because I am stuck dating men who untimely ask such questions.

*You will never get with me if you're married, built like a tank and tell me you think about me 'all the time' and wonder what I look like without my clothes.....NEVER.

*We're not going to have a second date if you are negative, gossipy and untruthful the whole time, especially when it's about people I know and consider my friends.

*Lastly, dear heavens, if you talk about yourself and never inquire about me we're not going to get beyond this one interaction. And I won't feel bad at all about ordering the most expensive item on the menu, drinks AND dessert.

Well, that's a start of unleashing. I feel like I have more stories but far too inappropriate for the web and anyone who stumbles across this. Let's hope it's not one of the guys from above. I'm sure they have their own complaints about me. We all do. I think it's just about finding the one who even when you're pissed at them or complaining about them upon seeing them that vanishes and you're just happy to see their face. Or sometimes it's just about the free dinners, making out and someone to hang out with when everyone else is busy. I think for me, it's the latter. Yes, I'm quite sure that at this stage it is. Now let's see what I can find...